I’m sure there are several reasons why somebody might want to know how to make fake pee, some of which I will leave to your imagination. But the reason I want to deal with here, is making DIY synthetic urine to pass a drug test.
Now obviously, the reason you want to submit a fake sample is to pass a drug test you know you’re going to fail. If your body is full of drug metabolites, it would be suicide to not try and find a way to submit a clean sample.
But is making your own synthetic urine the easiest way, or the best way to get around the problem?
So I’m going to tell you whether making your own fake urine is easy, tell you the exact fake urine recipe, plus if can you do it with enough quality for it to pass all the validity checks that a professional drug testing company do.
Reasons For Making Fake Urine At Home
There are two main reasons why someone would attempt making fake urine at home:
- They don’t want to trust one of those low-quality brands of synthetic urine and are wondering if they can make something better themselves.
- They don’t have any clue that you can buy medical grade synthetic urine quite cheaply.
Perhaps it is a fear thing, perhaps it’s a control thing, or perhaps people just like a challenge? But I have to say right here, that I think you’d be little nuts to try and make your own urine, and then submit it to pass a drug test.
I’m going to tell you a method for making DIY synthetic urine in a moment, so you can see for yourself, but it’s quite involved, there’s a lot that can go wrong, and you still have to go through the whole process of submitting it.
Basically, you are increasing your chances of something going wrong because you are introducing variables into the process that simply don’t need to exist.
How To Make Fake Pee For Drug Test
Before I tell you how to mix up DIY synthetic urine, to reinforce what I’ve just said about it being very difficult to achieve, just take a look at the ingredients you will need, and let them sink in for a moment:
- 33 oz of 0.02 M HCL solution
- 9ml of 25% v/v solution of ammonia
- 1g NaCl
- 8g KCl
- 3g urea
- 6g CaCl2
- 43g MgSO4
Now don’t know about you, but I don’t recognize most of those ingredients at all. And I’m telling you, they certainly aren’t the sort of things you can pick up in Walmart, or on Amazon.
So the first problem is you got to actually buy all this stuff. It’s medical grade, so it’s going to come in larger volumes unless you want to pay an absolute fortune.
The second problem is the price. All those ingredients put together will cost you at least double what it would cost to simply by professionally made synthetic urine.
The third problem is you got to actually make the DIY synthetic urine properly, using this method:
- You will need a very accurate microscale to measure out the ingredients I just listed.
- Measure out all the dry ingredients, and then put them together in a medical grade container.
- You will then start adding the wet ingredients, making sure you add slowly, and mixing as you go, using sterilized metal equipment.
- You must finish by adding the HCl solution.
Once you’ve done that, you then have to store it correctly until you need it. But you’ll have to use it pretty quickly. When you want to use it, you’ll also have to make sure it’s heated up to human urine temperature, between 90°F and 100°F, and keep it within that range until you submit it.
Reasons for NOT Making Fake Pee At Home
Now look, even if you think that that doesn’t all sound particularly complicated, you may be underestimating how difficult it’s going to be to actually get the ingredients together, and mix them up in a way that doesn’t contaminate the sample.
You’ve then got to store it, heat it, and actually go and submit it as well.
And that’s before you even consider that you might have got something wrong, and the lab will spot that during its sample validity testing.
All of which increases your risk, and will cost you double what it will cost you to simply buy professionally made synthetic urine kits.
Professionally Made Synthetic Urine That Works
I would never mess around trying to make home-made synthetic urine. Why bother learning how to make fake pee for a drug test, when there are a few excellent brands out there, which people use every day to pass employment drug tests at places like LabCorp and Quest?
For me, I would just recommend you buy yourself some Sub Solution synthetic urine. It has 13 chemical markers which are the most likely ones to be checked for during validity testing. It looks like the real thing, smells like the real thing, and even froths like the real thing.
On top of that, you don’t even have to worry about a microwave to warm it up, or needing to attach a heating pad, which will make you look really bulky smuggling it into the testing facility.
Sub Solution uses heat activator powder, which allows you to have granular control over the heat of the sample you’re going to submit, right up until the moment you walk in to do it.
If you can’t afford Sub Solution, then for about $30 less, you can use two other good brands, Quick Fix 6.2, or Monkey Whizz.
I have to warn you that their formulas aren’t as complex, but I’ve used both of these to pass pre-employment drug tests over the past two years, and I know other people who have as well, so they are definitely reliable. As long as you not going to be under more scrutiny from a more expensive drug test, they will work like a charm.
But please, don’t try making fake urine at home. Even if you get it right, you still have to store it, heat it, and submit it. That’s a lot go wrong, so why not just cut out most of the problems with a bottle of Sub Solution?